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@6 months ago with 6757 notes
#omg #intellectual humor #michel foucault 

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@11 months ago with 215860 notes
#hercules #intellectual humor 

"Let me tell you something about Mao Zedong. We were best friends in the Comintern. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in 1959, I started hanging out with American presidents, who were totally gorgeous except when they refused to leave West Berlin, and Mao was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Ike, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to Washington?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me? Also Ike wants to know if you’ll free those prisoners now.” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Party member corn festival, I was like, “Comrade, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a Stalinist.” I mean I couldn’t have a Stalinist at my corn festival. There were gonna be peasants there uncollectivized. I mean, right? He was a Stalinist! So then his ambassador called my ambassador and started yelling about Marxist revisionism, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of the alliance because no one except Enver Hoxha would talk to him, and then when he came back in the fall for the 22nd Party Congress, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird."

Nikita Khrushchev’s memoirs.

A fabulous submission from gedenkenbrauchtwissen!

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@1 year ago with 308 notes
#OMG #nikita krushchev #intellectual humor #mean girls 

belaboobs:

IS THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND SERIOUSLY PROTESTING AGAINST THE REDEFINITION OF MARRIAGE

I MEAN

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@1 year ago with 20063 notes
#omg #marriage equality #england #intellectual humor 
@1 year ago with 203 notes
#science #hello kitty #physics #intellectual humor #i really want this on a tshirt 
@1 year ago with 1807 notes
#intellectual humor #karl marx #pickup lines 

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@2 years ago with 9932 notes
#omfg #d y i n g #intellectual humor 

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@2 years ago with 2897 notes
#intellectual humor #birds 

Happy Birthday, Franz Kafka! Cartoon by the ever-brilliant Tom Gauld aka myjetpack

Happy Birthday, Franz Kafka! Cartoon by the ever-brilliant Tom Gauld aka myjetpack

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@9 months ago with 13435 notes
#franz kafka #comics #intellectual humor 
cosmarxpolitan:

Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 4
Supporting third world guerillas? How to keep the spark in a long distance relationship

cosmarxpolitan:

Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 4

Supporting third world guerillas? How to keep the spark in a long distance relationship

@11 months ago with 4082 notes
#OMG #what even #josef stalin #marxism #? #how do i even tag this #intellectual humor 
@1 year ago with 143 notes
#d e a d #mean girls #leon trotsky #intellectual humor 

if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you

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@1 year ago with 199721 notes
#history #intellectual humor 

gravyholocaust:

womaninterrupted:

mystinkybutt:

Crayons with labels showing the chemicals used to make up the colors.

Cool! Paging @accol.

Actually they are chemicals which exhibit those colors, not chemicals used in the production. Note it says Calcium (flame) and you would never use fluorine gas in the production of crayons.

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@1 year ago with 19953 notes
#science #intellectual humor 

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@2 years ago with 4995 notes
#intellectual humor #LOVE 

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@2 years ago with 2273 notes
#grammar #intellectual humor 
6 months ago
#omg #intellectual humor #michel foucault 

Happy Birthday, Franz Kafka! Cartoon by the ever-brilliant Tom Gauld aka myjetpack
9 months ago
#franz kafka #comics #intellectual humor 
11 months ago
#hercules #intellectual humor 
cosmarxpolitan:

Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 4
Supporting third world guerillas? How to keep the spark in a long distance relationship
11 months ago
#OMG #what even #josef stalin #marxism #? #how do i even tag this #intellectual humor 
"Let me tell you something about Mao Zedong. We were best friends in the Comintern. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in 1959, I started hanging out with American presidents, who were totally gorgeous except when they refused to leave West Berlin, and Mao was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Ike, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to Washington?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me? Also Ike wants to know if you’ll free those prisoners now.” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Party member corn festival, I was like, “Comrade, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a Stalinist.” I mean I couldn’t have a Stalinist at my corn festival. There were gonna be peasants there uncollectivized. I mean, right? He was a Stalinist! So then his ambassador called my ambassador and started yelling about Marxist revisionism, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of the alliance because no one except Enver Hoxha would talk to him, and then when he came back in the fall for the 22nd Party Congress, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird."

Nikita Khrushchev’s memoirs.

A fabulous submission from gedenkenbrauchtwissen!

(via itsrainingmensheviks)

1 year ago
#OMG #nikita krushchev #intellectual humor #mean girls 
1 year ago
#d e a d #mean girls #leon trotsky #intellectual humor 

belaboobs:

IS THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND SERIOUSLY PROTESTING AGAINST THE REDEFINITION OF MARRIAGE

I MEAN

image

(via sabbatic)

1 year ago
#omg #marriage equality #england #intellectual humor 

if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you

image

(Source: lornacrowleys, via bridgettepls)

1 year ago
#history #intellectual humor 
1 year ago
#science #hello kitty #physics #intellectual humor #i really want this on a tshirt 
1 year ago
#science #intellectual humor 
1 year ago
#intellectual humor #karl marx #pickup lines 
2 years ago
#intellectual humor #LOVE 
2 years ago
#omfg #d y i n g #intellectual humor 
2 years ago
#grammar #intellectual humor 
2 years ago
#intellectual humor #birds